All To' Up
Upon first look one might have thought AZP hosted a Monster Truck Rally the night before. Unfortunately, it was just the grounds crew aerating the field, which they do once a summer.
"Aeration is a lot like life, it's gotta happen."
"I aerate the best when I'm listening to Creed."
"This blue machine does most of the work for me."
"The more I learn about aeration, the more I keep to myself. Are you sure you want to know more?"
"It keeps the deer away."
"I'm Irish, in case you couldn't tell by my middle name...Kilpatrick."
"If we had to aerate more than once a year, I'd go back to being a doctor."

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